WHY DIDN’T YOU REFUSE IT?
After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.
His surprised wife asked:
- Why are you so sad? What’s the matter? He answered sadly:
- Today I got a Yellow card.
- So, did you want to get it?
- Of course not. The wife was upset:
- If you didn’t want to get it why didn’t you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.
……………ah………………hi….hi………….!
HE IS HAVING TANTRUMS AGAIN
A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player’s wife:- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
I ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM
A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.
- Player “A” had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren’t you?
- No, …. well, yes, it’s true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!
I’ll ASK THEM TO CHANGE TO A DIFFERENT CARD COLOR
When her young son came home from a football match with a sad face, the mother asked:
- Why are you so sad?
-I was offered a “yellow” card by the referee, Mom.
-Don’t you like a yellow card? So, what color would you like? Tell me and I’ll go to meet the referee and beg him to offer you a card with a different color.
Để mẹ xin đổi cho con thẻ màu khác nhé
Thấy cậu con trai đi thi đấu tranh cúp bóng đá thiếu niên về mặt buồn thiu , bà mẹ hỏi :Sao con buồn thế ?Con bị trọng tài “tặng” một thẻ vàng mẹ ạ !Con không thích thẻ vàng à ! Thế con thích thẻ màu gì để mẹ đi gặp ông trọng tài , mẹ xin đổi cho con thẻ màu khác nhé ?
YOU’LL HAVE TO PLAY IT QUICKLY
The Football Player was coaxing his two- year old daughter:
-Please stay home to enjoy the time by yourself. Your mother will come straight home after work.
- So, where will you go?
-Ah, daughter. This afternoon I have to attend a Football competition match. Be a good girl and stay home and I’ll buy cakes for you when I come back.
-Yes! But you’ll have to play it quickly and come back home to me because I’m afraid when I stay home alone!
…….i`m tired…..hu hu help me!

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Blind Man
submitted by albert on December 30, 2002.
tags: Handicapped, Dog

A blind man and his seeing-eyed dog were walking down the street one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires an horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down....... The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street. The blind man pulls out a cookie from his coat pocket and offers it to his dog. A passerby having seen the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He almost got you killed!" ....The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

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