Blind Man
submitted by albert on December 30, 2002.
tags: Handicapped, Dog

A blind man and his seeing-eyed dog were walking down the street one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires an horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down....... The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street. The blind man pulls out a cookie from his coat pocket and offers it to his dog. A passerby having seen the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He almost got you killed!" ....The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

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